one of my coworkers is very rude and he came into the store on his day off with a group of his friends and purposely tried to be rude to me…in front his friends. because he probably thought it was funny. like what an asshole. and two days later when we were both working, he approached me and told me “hey my friend saw you the other day and thinks you’re cute” and I looked him dead in the eye and told him “everyone thinks I’m cute” because I just knew that would piss him off and it was so gratifying because I knew he wasn’t expecting that reaction and he was like “DAMNNNN! CONCEITED!” and I looked him dead in the eye again and told him “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” and he couldn’t believe it and looked horrified and just said “oh  my  god” and had to walk away. and i was thinking like…yes please leave…leave me alone….